either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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