we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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