"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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