just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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