On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wanna passion pit in your ass
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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