In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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