Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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