i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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