come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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