you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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