haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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