Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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