It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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