You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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