For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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