You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
We got so high we made milksteak
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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