Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
