i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.