Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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