I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
