I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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