their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
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I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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