we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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