We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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