I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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