She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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