You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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