Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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