its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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