i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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