Porn is love you can see.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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