how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
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So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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