This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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