It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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