Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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