hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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