her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...