He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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