like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
MIDGETS
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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