What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
she pinky promised me she was 18
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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