that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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