That's intense
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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