Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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