Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
This is my gift to your gina
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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