I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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