doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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