She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
