nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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