C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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