i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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