weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
