I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Is it because I queefed?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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