Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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